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" I hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you "

Aug 19th at 9PM / via: warpedtourjunkie / op: peacid / 95,121 notes

peaceloveandjohnnydepp:

awk0troyler:

makesureyousubscribe:

can we just..

my ot3

FRENTUS


Aug 19th at 9PM / via: refreshes / op: refreshes / 7,846 notes

do you know any good scary stories?

marehy:

thunder-boobs:

fantasizingfunerals:

refreshes:

refreshes:

i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg

.

OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.

okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie

literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.


Aug 19th at 9PM / via: cafekko-noir / op: cosmothefairy / 193,142 notes

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe


Aug 19th at 9PM / via: cafekko-noir / op: astronomyproblems / 173,137 notes
bolthus:

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

It got good

bolthus:

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

It got good


Aug 19th at 9PM / via: cafekko-noir / op: flewor / 988,021 notes

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown


kingtalktoomuch:

Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.

I really needed this.


gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 


Aug 19th at 9PM / via: cafekko-noir / op: fuckphan / 167,445 notes

fuckphan:

YOUTUBERS SEEM TO HAVE AN ENDLESS FUCKING SUPPLY OF MONEY LIKE ILL JUST FLY TO LONDON FOR THE WEEKEND JUST FOR FUNSIES AND THEN ILL FLY TO NEW YORK THEN ILL GO TO LA THEN ILL GO BACK TO LONDON TO FILM SOMETHING. 

AND I AM HERE CHOOSING WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO BUY A LUNCHABLES OR 4 DONUTS BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE 5 DOLLARS IN VARIOUS COINS 


Aug 19th at 8PM / via: refreshes / op: rain-force / 99,929 notes

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me


Aug 19th at 8PM / via: refreshes / op: meladoodle / 81,669 notes

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts


Aug 19th at 8PM / via: verbal-grenades / op: spawkward / 154,669 notes

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website


"I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life."

Aug 19th at 8PM / via: kyleerenaee / op: fuckyeahmeyn / 20,808 notes

Aug 19th at 8PM / via: kyleerenaee / op: stateofdusk / 1,338 notes

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