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::Taken 4.26.11| Zombies all day ! | I don't judge | Strangers are my best friends | " I hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you "

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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Apr 20th at 1AM / via: h0ld-my-breath / op: cute-decoration / 107,196 notes
wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now

wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now


Apr 20th at 1AM / via: officialwhitegirls / op: coolscar / 131,751 notes

Apr 20th at 1AM / via: kyleerenaee / op: noloveclub / 6,877 notes


Apr 20th at 1AM / via: orgasm / op: ruinedchildhood / 76,470 notes

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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Apr 20th at 1AM / via: kyleerenaee / op: sluty-moon / 30,448 notes

vicktoriyaaaaa:

milsotherapy:

Cutest thing ever

The most precious thing ive reblogged in a long time


Apr 20th at 1AM / via: kyleerenaee / op: sexual-passion / 74,720 notes
always-arousedxxx:

I’ve been craving you all day…

always-arousedxxx:

I’ve been craving you all day…


Apr 20th at 1AM / via: fergussonweblogxz / op: 4gifs / 107,926 notes
parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo


Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder


Apr 19th at 11PM / via: jp-worldleader / op: asian / 5,751 notes

asian:

people that talk about tumblr in school make me so uncomfortable


officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb


Apr 19th at 4PM / via: batskies / op: unradiantly / 36,383 notes

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs


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